1. madmothmiko:

    JFK

    (Source: afriet, via chelsproctor)

     

  2. bisexualmerlin:

    ROSES ARE RED

    VIOLETS ARE BLUE

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    (via winchesterswarlocksandwendybirds)

     

  3. firelorcl:

    the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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  5. mo-dernhero:

    fall shows’ season premieres are so close that I almost can hear each of their fandom’s distant screams over character deaths and plot twists.

    (via glitterandgratitude)

     

  6. vaguelyjewish:

    testoster0ne:

    how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

    like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

    This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

    (Source: basedyeeezus, via abiyoyo35)

     
  7. lovequotesrus:

    Everything you love is here

    (Source: staypozitive)

     

    1. me: one does not simply go on tumblr for '5 minutes'.
     
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  9. gracefullikeagazelle:

    knives-and-pipes:

    upgraders:

    most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

    image there’s a tool for that

    I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

    (via abiyoyo35)

     

  10. bettywhite4ever:

    I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

    (Source: andrewbelami, via abiyoyo35)

     
  11. thedandyunderworld:

    Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

    (via reithebutterfly)

     
  12. cosmictuesdays:

    nadiacreek:

    coelasquid:

    deformutilated:

    Fudge recipe on a headstone

    I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

    I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

    That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

    (via reithebutterfly)

     

  13. pleasestopbeingsad:

    things life is too short for:
    - hating yourself
    - pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
    - not singing along to your favorite songs
    - waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
    - bad coffee
    - bad books
    - mean people
    - body shaming
    - letting other people dictate your life
    - larry’s storyline

    (via abiyoyo35)

     
  14. breenewsome:

    Legal analyst Lisa Bloom made this same point the day #mikebrown autopsy report was released. The anatomical drawing of autopsy report reflects how body looks spread on the examination table. But the gunshot wounds, particularly the one near his armpit make more sense if his hands were indeed up at the time. This is speculation of course, but compelling. #ferguson

    (via quotesaboutfools)