1. joyceanfartboner:

    why the fuck would a woman pretend to like videogames to fuck some fedora neckbeard i dont get this concept i dont think it’s ever happened

    (via ssslytherslut)


  2. medschoolapplicant:

    today i’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

    (via ssslytherslut)


  3. sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t


  4. foxzes:


    What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

    do u mean excited

    (via theprinceofsnark)

  5. Happy birthday to my right hand lady @marina_ariel! I’d say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” but with you it’s the absolute opposite. You are a great person, an amazing sister and my best friend. It started with a shared interest in music and then we turned out to live on the same floor and found we were both pursuing UKD… It was meant to be. I’m so blessed to be able to call you my friend because you are such a boss! Hope this year is even more fabulous than the ones before. Now you can stop wishing you were 23 ;) I couldn’t choose a photo (or 6) of us from the past year…so I chose more ;) You’re one of few I’ll let crash my selfie and I can’t wait to be reunited with you for more memories to come!

  6. Today is the day friendships are tested. Raiders (my team) vs Dolphins (who best friend is rooting for) in London (my city) on September 28th (her birthday). Any other Sunday I’m okay with those sea creatures but today… Today I really bleed silver and black. #GoRaiders #BeatMiami #SilverAndBlack


  7. godsmangina:

    Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

    (via thewayitwas)


  8. shouldnt:


    (via thewayitwas)

  10. lizclimo:

    don’t litter, it scares the sharks

    (via musicismagical)


  11. "I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care."
    — Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

    (Source: reality-escape-artist, via preppystateofmind)

  12. lecteurdepaumes:

    God bless

    (via addisontyrie)


  13. plunders:

    I’m gonna be the mom that your teenage son fantasizes about

    (Source: cokeproblem, via kicksenselessmydefenses)


  14. deadwad:

    a bee that’s allergic to honey and breaks out in hives

    (Source: edwad, via imnotgaybutmydickis)

  15. (Source: d0gbl0g, via addisontyrie)