1. gayvvitchcraft:

    straight people

    (via weedstobeeds)

     
  2. hdeeah:

    a-la-maquina:

    Greatest picture I seen on tumblr.

    Legit reason to fly a sign…

    The world we live in

    (Source: miccheckz, via weedstobeeds)

     

  3. Everything that don’t make sense about me makes sense when I’m with you.

    (Source: funkdamentally)

     

  4. okay so.

    roommate dated this dude, and I of course was dating Voldemort.

    Through the 4 of us hanging out (as happens when you’re roommates, you and eachother’s S.O’s hang out), Dude and Voldy became acquaintances.

    their fling ended and besides a few casual hello’s every so often, me and him (and voldy&him) didn’t talk.

    well as we know, voldy ended too.

    aaaaaaand now fast forward 2 years, guess who are friends because they’re on the same exec council.

    SMALL WORLD. 

    brb gonna vom

     
  5. chefboyardeezie:

    it’s almost been 2 years since the most influential event of all time

    (via katieman)

     
  6. thebest-memes:

    "No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

    (via marilyn-m)

     
  7. candycoatedcreepies:

    glowcloud:

    childservices:

    who cares lmfao!!!!

    What did they tell him!!! What can we tell him to make him cry harder

    OKAY, HOLD THE FUCK UP.

    THIS IS WHAT THE MEDIA DOES TO POSTS AND SUCH.

    YOU PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT THIS MAN. WHY. BECAUSE HE WAS BROUGHT TO TEARS? I’M SURE IF THIS MAN WAS GAY, YOU’D BE ALL OVER IT.

    YOU’RE NOT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY.

    THIS MAN ASKED HIS FOLLOWERS ON SOCIAL MEDIA A QUESTION WHEN HE SAW THAT HE HAD QUITE A LOT OF LGBT FOLLOWERS. HE SAID, “IF YOU COULD CHOOSE WHETHER TO BE GAY OR STRAIGHT, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?”

    AND THE RESPONSES MOVED HIM. THEY FUCKING MOVED HIM. THAT’S WHY HIS CRYING. I’M SORRY, BUT IF YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHIT ON HIM WITHOUT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY, I CAN’T TALK TO YOU.

    HIS QUOTES ARE LITERALLY:

    "Sorry, guys… It’s just… It’s sad."

    "So, don’t take my word for any of this. Listen to them."

    "And if you think being Gay is a choice, and you want to hide behind the Bible, show me the verse where God says being gay is a choice."

    HERE IS THE ARTICLE

    AND HERE IS THE VIDEO

    I, AS A LESBIAN, AM FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE GIVING HIM SHIT.

    IN THE VIDEO,

    HE FUCKING SAYS “This video is about a kid who came out to his parents, and their… Their response was horrific.”

    THIS MAN IS SOMEONE WHO CARES

    AND THIS MAN IS SOMEONE YOU’RE HATING ON .

    -

    GET THE WHOLE FUCKING STORY BEFORE YOU DECIDE WHO YOU INSULT. AND, MOST OF ALL, JUST KEEP YOUR SHIT TO YOURSELF UNLESS YOU’RE 100% SURE YOU WANT TO SAY IT. 

    /// rant over. 

    (Source: puking-platitudes, via reithebutterfly)

     
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  9. blackgirlsrpretty2:

    it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

    it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

    you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

    don’t be scared of “losing him”

    he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

    (via youdontreallywantthis)

     
  10. dogsinmethlabs:

    Lord give me strength.

    (via reithebutterfly)

     
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  12. "

    This is the chemical formula for love:

    C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
    dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

    It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

    Let that sink in.

    "
    — (via mrzim)

    (Source: misschelly19, via xoxosteph9)

     
  13. (Source: nikeau, via xoxosteph9)

     

  14. "You have to be odd to be number one."
    — 

    Dr. Seuss

    This changed me

    (via reveriesofawriter)

    (Source: lsd-soaked-tampon, via xoxosteph9)

     
  15. tourmaline2:

    A dress designed to change color in the rain, thanks to dye sewn into 
    the seams. Created by Sean Kelly, Modeled by Angelica Guillen-Jimenez

    (via jarrettbrandenburg)