1. pussyhands:

    what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

    (via alifeinpearls)

     

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     
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  3. (Source: w0w---l0vely, via colorsh0w)

     
  4. appropriately-inappropriate:

    fuckyeah-nerdery:

    Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.

    This episode aired in 1989 and it still hasn’t gotten through a lot of people’s skulls.

    May I one day be this good a mom.

    (Source: mojaskarb, via bonkasaurus)

     
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  6. "Everything is temporary."
    — 3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via mandolinaes)

    (Source: lunacrystals, via codie-jo)

     

  7. loudmouthed:

    people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

    (via hazelgrayson)

     
  8. (Source: bluekomadori, via rexsanio)

     

  9. Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

    flowrescentonyx:

    THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

    (Source: renaissancedreams, via momingtonoregano)

     

  10. "Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
    — Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

    hahahahahaha

    (via yepitsprep)

    (via andarie)

     
  11. apfelseine:

    dragonsupremacy:

    internetgoose:

    healthycomfyhappy:

    avocadobitchh:

    hellounibrow:

    Know the fucking difference.

    Feminism is a good thing. Some people (a loud minority of people really) who think they’re feminists are bordering on misandrists - that’s what gives feminism a bad name. They’re not feminists if they put down men while bringing up women. People who hate the feminist movement because it puts down men don’t hate feminism - they hate misandry. 

    This is actually great to know. I had such a negative look on feminists (even as a woman) and it was because of the misandrists. Not the feminists.

    So thank you for sharing.

    Nice to know that true feminists are more concerned about women hating men than about men hating women, the latter of which actually results in women dying from male violence.

    ^ They are not more concerned about women hating men than men hating women. They are equally concerned, because both of those things are major problems. Just because someone doesn’t want women to belittle men’s opinions to feel superior does not mean that they are not just as disgusted by the prevalence of violence towards women in our society as you are. These opinions are not mutually exclusive, and in fact both are very valid concerns.

    Feminists have the right idea. Women and men should be equal. But if you respond to any privileged person agreeing with that assertion by dismissing their opinion, they’re going to stop agreeing with you. They’re going to start seeing feminism as misandry, and you can’t get the world to change by only allowing a select group of people into a movement.

    A man has as much right to support feminism as a woman does. Some men are willing to help change society to become more equal and to give up the privilege they were born with. But if you dismiss them as people who think that only their opinion matters just because they voice it out loud, you’ll turn them on the defensive and you’ll lose the support of someone who is on your side.

    You may not think you need the help of men to get feminism to be accepted as common sense, but for something to be common sense, you need to get as many people to accept it as possible. You’re not going to do that by pushing people away.

    (via winchesterswarlocksandwendybirds)

     
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  13. blackfemalepresident:

    tbh all the white ppl i know who truly understand racism to the best of their ability, have never asked me “do you hate white people???”

    cause they actually listened to me and figured out that i hate white supremacy, not individual white people for simply being white

    (via asonejourneyends)

     
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