if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction
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fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
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When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
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things that are harder than they should be
- telling your friends how much you like them
- telling your crushes how much you like them
- evening out your eyeliner
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let’s unpack my day…
woke up around 10 am because miss marilyn text me, asking if we could have a prima date :)
fucked around on the computer and got ready.
ran errands with my soultwin, and talked about everything under the sun.
all while dreaming of pasta.
went to lunch, and had some come to jesuses with eachother, which basically came down to, “I am captain of your ship”, whing intohich in real people speak, meant, “I love you and therefore support your decisions until you tell me not to anymore” which is what it’s all about, don’t you agree
I think we just had a good heart-to-heart, and reconnected on a level I really loved.
part 2: Lyssa cooking dinner.
“Little nigga imma need you to calm down.”
“:DONT THROW PASTA ON ME” (WHY WOULD I WASTE PASTA)
crashing into a wall
I make good decisions and even better pasta
“My GMR is bread bowls and a lot of selfies.”
“I’ll go all SCUMBAG MILLIONAIRE on your ass and scoop your eyeballs out”
“That’s your pasta! looking out for you nigga!”
Good things that come out of bad situations- that’s the shit I like.
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god
fucking
dammit
i love these jokes
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